SeventhCycle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dale Earnhardt SUCKS]

Gotta love Anal Cunt.

Controversy is good... This movie is severely underrated due to the fact that people feel it's bad taste. Kind of funny that there are all those movies on Newgrounds about people being shot that go in the assassins archive. What happens if Britney Spears gets shot? I seriously don't think that all of her parodies are going to be taken down... This movie wasn't the best made movie in the world. It just proves the point that people are no more angelic dead than they are alive.

<P> I'm just mad that someone beat me to making a movie on here using an Anal Cunt song :P. My vote for you went up due to your taste in music.. Be sure to use something from "Picnic of Love" for the funeral scene of your Sequel... heh.

[*Best* Skate video(quick)]

Great animation in need of content.

You have some pretty good animation for someone on a skateboard... But still, it sort of begs the question... Should a quick movie of someone doing half pipe really deserve a high score? I really don't want to give someone a perfect five for making animation twice as good as this.. It doesn't make sense. Nate, you did a great job on the animation. Please, please, please do more work... Just try adding more content with it next time :)

[Business Trip!]

Oh, Excellent

All I have to say here is... wow... I wish more movies were as original as this one was. Not only were the graphics and animation excellent, but the sound was original too. No Spybreak! from the Matrix, or "Got the Life". Even though I like both of those songs, it screams "Rip off" on a track. None of that is present here. The animation is better than "The Brick," but there still isn't that humor factor, so I don't really know which I like more.

Great work on both! I can't wait to see more from you.

[Pillsbry Instant Bagels]

Interesting.

I figure now that once I see a commercial where the spokesperson refers to his viewing public as "bitch," that I can die peacefully in my sleep. Then again, what spokesperson would kill his co-host? This isn't Regis we're talking about here..

An interesting twist to what I was expecting of this... It would have been better if you had put "Fatality" over the dough-boy to give it that Mortal Kombat feel.. Maybe in the special edition, eh?

[Scrotum 4]

Typical Slitfinger Excellence

Scrotom is another demonstration on how Brian Beaton knows how to animate. I've enjoyed most of the movies that come from him..

It's great on violence, but I ranked it slightly lower since I still think "Fun with Guns" is his best work for violence there. I just wish he'd make a scrotom where the Goths go after him.

Sound is kind of iffy. It's not the same when you listen to a flash movie where you recognize every song on the movie.. I wish he'd do more stuff with Bentframe, because they more than make up for it.

The Tupac prequel was pure genius and bliss. He's going to have a hard time outdoing that one. This one is better graphically, which is where Slitfinger's strengths have always been.

Great overall! Just keep in mind that along with any gripes I have, there's *NO* way I could do better.

[The Brick]

Made me laugh out loud

I rather enjoyed this movie.. There was a certain aspect to it... the info commercials that are on TV have just become way too annoying. Plus, the stuff they sell are getting worse and worse.

Anyone ever see the roller blade that's pretending to be an Ab workout machine? How much of a rip off is that?

This was satisfying... I'm not sure if you meant to slow your voice down, but it certainly added to the effect.. Great work.